Chode. Taint. Unicorn.

One on One With Matisyahu -- Exclusive Video - Spinner

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:54:58 -0700

One on One With Matisyahu -- Exclusive Video - Spinner:

Watch this. It’s funny. It’s Matisyahu. It’s written by Michael Twigg. It’s October 1st. It’s a good day.

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Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:39:34 -0700

"Wild Geese" by Mary Oliver

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:46:32 -0700

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting —
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

Happy Monday!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:50:50 -0700

Happy Monday!

thedailywhat:Clip + Save of the Day: Understanding Tattoo...

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:33:06 -0700

thedailywhat:Clip + Save of the Day: Understanding Tattoo Locations.

Simmer down cops, it aint that serious.

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:28:54 -0700

I am at a loss as to why the LAPD keeps asking me to sign a petition for more cops when I can’t go more than 2 blocks without seeing a cop car.

"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once..."

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:00:41 -0700

““Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.””

- Epicurus (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

(via gatekeeper)

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:12:53 -0700

(via gatekeeper)

quote-book: justbesplendid:maluna:(via lyricalphotos)

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:12:00 -0700

quote-book:

justbesplendid:maluna:(via lyricalphotos)

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Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:45:21 -0700

(via three50eight)

thatsimportant: Important Paul Lynde Moment

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:27:33 -0700

thatsimportant:

Important Paul Lynde Moment

U.S. Protests North Korea’s Punishment of 2 Journalists - NYTimes.com

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:40:13 -0700

U.S. Protests North Korea’s Punishment of 2 Journalists - NYTimes.com:

My friend is married to one of the journalists, Laura Ling, they have a four year old girl together. I hope that we can all come together as a nation and turn this thing around. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

thatsimportant: Important Video: “Mimi Plastique is Not to be...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:18:57 -0700

thatsimportant:

Important Video: “Mimi Plastique is Not to be Messed With” [via Tyler Coates)

Anya Marina - Whatever You Like (Cover T.I.) (via...

Thu, 28 May 2009 12:11:36 -0700

Anya Marina - Whatever You Like (Cover T.I.) (via lokobigode)

SUMMER JAM.

Umbrella tree! randominternet:via sassycasserole

Tue, 26 May 2009 08:43:13 -0700

Umbrella tree!

randominternet:via sassycasserole

"Tumbling-hair picker of..."

Mon, 25 May 2009 22:24:27 -0700

“Tumbling-hair
                    picker of buttercups
                                                    violets

dandelions
And the big bullying daisies
                                         through the field wonderful
with eyes a little sorry
Another comes
                        also picking flowers”

- (via eecummings)

I’ve always had a total girl crush on Suzi Barrett, I...

Fri, 22 May 2009 21:05:00 -0700

I’ve always had a total girl crush on Suzi Barrett, I think this video sums up why.*

*She is fucking HILARIOUS.

I love the internet.

Fri, 22 May 2009 20:56:48 -0700

I love the internet.

While I believe the children are our future, my firmest belief is that there should be cream cheese on everything.

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:16:00 -0700

Fuck, he stole my idea of getting the Harley Davidson symbol as...

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:03:27 -0700

Fuck, he stole my idea of getting the Harley Davidson symbol as a tramp stamp. Now how will anyone know I’m redneck trash?!

ronbabcock:

WOW

I googled “Patriotic Pictures” for this blog series I have entirled Patriotic Pictures I Found Online That Scare Me and found this guy’s pic on his myspace profile. How many confederate flags can you see?* Under “About Me”, he has written:

Long haired , tattooed , beer drinkin’, budd puffin’, harley ridin’, pick-up drivin’, corvette stylin’, hell raisin’, girl chasin’, tractor pullin’, bass fishin’ , deer huntin’, rebel flag wavin’ , redneck southern fryed country badd boy…yee haw….lol……..thats funny right there…i don’t care who you are !!!

He is a caricature of a caricature of a stereotype. I bet you his door bell is the Dukes of Hazard theme song. Words really don’t do this guy justice. Fortunately his pictures do. Click HERE for the best one.

(WARNING: NSFW and not safe in general. Do not click if you aren’t ready for someone to look into your soul.)

* Answer - 8