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“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.” -Cynthia Heimel
May 14
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Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Cook Intoxicated

  1. I Burn myself.
  2. I get shells in my eggs.
  3. I stab myself in the lady parts while trying to cut tomatoes.