Chode. Taint. Unicorn.

“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.” -Cynthia Heimel
May 12
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Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected..

— (via jeralyndwile)